I love the Rachel Zoe Project. I know. I shouldn’t. There’s the fact that all they talk about is fashion, but I am my mother’s child and I grew up watching Dynasty and admiring the wardrobes of Crystal and Alexis Carrington. Maybe that’s why this show appeals to me. It’s kind of like a modern day Dynasty, I think. I must admit all the fashion and Valley Girl talk gets to me sometimes because it’s like hearing three of me talking to myself. That’s exactly what I sound like when I speak. I saw this dress I really wanted online today and I literally said to myself, “Oh…MY…God. I die.”
And later today, I really wanted a coffee, and I said, “Oh my God. I am going seriously mentally insane right now because I need a coffee or I will literally be put into a mental institution because I need a coffee so bad and when they get me there they will put me in a straight jacket and I will still want a coffee because that is how bad I need a coffee right now”. So yes, I think this is why I love Rachel Zoe. Because we speak the same language. We emote in the same way. Also, she dresses in the way I only dream about. Like her, I would like to be buried in Chanel. And if not Chanel, then knockoff Chanel at least. I bet T.J. Maxx would have something.