So, the Sham Wow guy had us mesmerized with his Sham Wowness. I mean there was that whole scandal with him that I will not mention cause it was really gross but anyways, I know it will be hard for you to believe this, but he’s already won over half the nation with his Slap Chopness. I mean the whole “stop have a boring tuna, stop have a boring life” thing is what legendary sayings are made of.
But now he has become even more timeless. It seems a gentleman named DJ Steve Porter has put together a little remix of our friend, a little rap if you will.
I realize I am behind the times with this but y’know. I always like a little rap.